WRITE AGAIN

I don’t believe writing everyday
Makes you a better writer.
If you have nothing memorable to say,
Please shut up.

DON'T PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC

My daughter
Is getting married
My wife’s planning a
Wedding reception dance party
I’m begging her not to
She asks for a reason,
I say, “Just visualize”.

I’M NOT JOKING

I’ve been told
My writing seems
Cynical, on the
Negative side/lately.
Sorry, but I just can't laugh when I hear a
Bad joke.