TELENOVELA

I don’t like
Drama
I don’t need
Drama
I’ve quit
Drinking
Stopped smoking
Trying to be a better
Parent and husband…
…I simply don’t want to be
An episode of your Soap Opera.

FACELESSBOOK

Walking my dog by the bay
I hear a lady call my name
She doesn’t look familiar at all.
How can someone who hasn’t seen me
In years, suddenly recognize me?
I asked and she replied
“Facebook”
I am now franticly looking for
A “Facelessbook”.

THIS IS MY NUMBER

I do like people
I do…
…just call first.

IPHONOGRAPHY

“What are you doing? Can I see your business card?
Do you have a permit to take these pictures? If I see those pictures online,
I’ll come and get you, I know
how to find them…I’m calling the cops on you”
I’m quoting the owner of my day’s last historic
Motel shoot on Biscayne Boulevard.
He made a big deal out of nothing, his
wife and small kids came out to witness his “heroism”…
…At the end we both lost, I had to delete my photos so not to waste the rest of my day with bored cops, and the Motel’s owner the chance of me immortalizing his property before it’s turned into rubble.

FAREWELL

Another Day
A heavy sigh
The sea is lost
Forever blue
Evermore gone
What must I do?
Behind you left my feelings
And love that blooms for you.

ROAD TRIP

Travelling with a tight loving family
Is home
Wherever you go.

SOBER

What I don’t like about
Not drinking are, the feelings of
Wanting to do so many things and
Not having enough time to do them.
What I like about
Not drinking is,
Everything else.

MONDAY

If I have nothing interesting to say,
Why even try to put pen to paper?
I’m sorry, I need a long vacation.

DUMB

Prides herself having a big mouth
But in reality,
She has no class.